Dearest Dictator,
Your little cold kept me up most the night while I listened to you hacking from your bedroom. This morning though you seem to be fine except for a few boogers that you keep picking out of your nose and wiping on me. Mommy on the other hand is a little peeved that your cold has caught up with her and knocked me on my but. I am never a fan of calling in sick to work, but yet today I did. I need to get rid of your cold, my cold and catch up on the laundry. Also? I need some sleep since your coughing and Daddy’s tossing and turning kept me up most the night
Daddy and I would like to inform you that when the doorbell rings at 9:30am on a weekday morning, it is very unlikely that it is the Pizza Delivery Guy. Or Grandma. Please stop yelling PIZZA PIZZA to the Purolator/DHL/UPS drivers OK? You make it look like Mommy never cooks and has the Pizza Guy on speed dial. Stop turning me in!
Also, when Mommy goes to the drive through bank machine; it does not dispense french fries. No matter how hard you are wishing for them.
Other then that you are pretty damn awesome.
Love you more then chocolate,
Mommy.
P.S. Please stop asking for beer to drink when we take you out to eat. You are 2, and I am sure Daddy will have no problem letting you have a sip of beer at home when you are 97 years old but until them we have to continue pretending we are Parents of the Year.
He has such a big smile!!
Our little son is just three weeks old and we are now learning the joy of passing colds back and forth between three people. I love him so much and he hates getting salt water dripped down his nose but it helps so much.
I’m looking forward to the day that my son orders a beer. Hilarious!