Dearest Dictator,
Saying ‘Happy Birthday’ does not guarantee that you will be given cake. Especially when no birthday’s coming up any time soon. Sorry for any confusion previous birthday celebrations with copious amounts of cake may have caused.
Cake can happen on non-birthdays too. Thankfully you have not learned that yet.
Love Mommy
P.S. Please stop saying ‘Garbage Truck’ 200+ times a day, you are driving your Daddy and me insane. Garbage day is in 2 more sleeps. Wait for it.
Well, my boy, he’s crazy about construction anything. everytime we go out in the car, it’s NON-STOP about CEMENT TRUCK!!! FRONT-END LOADER!!! BACK-HOE!!! DUMP TRUCK!!!
It drives us to insanity. Especially when he doesn’t see any then he starts crying that he WANTS TO SEE THEM non-stop, the whole car ride.
Ainsley just figured out the thrill of birthdays as well. All weekend she was, “Want to have a birthday? Please? Ask nicely. Can I have a birthday please? With cake? With birthday cake?”
I tried explaining that the next birthday in these parts is Mommy’s, and that’s not until the end of September. As if a two-year-old has some concept of time.
Every time she sees a cake, or balloons, or people dancing – it must be a birthday party…
Garbage truck, that’s too cute!
The girlie just bypasses the whole “birthday” and asked for “happy cake” all the time when she was two 😉
Cake should happen every day. Maybe if I say cake 200+ times a day?
“P.S. Please stop saying ‘Garbage Truck’ 200+ times a day, you are driving your Daddy and me insane. Garbage day is in 2 more sleeps. Wait for it.”
*snort*
Ha, ha, so cute! But I know what you mean with the repeating!
I get Why? why? why? non stop now!
Anyway, I meant to get back to you about the magnets, do you want a set? If you do just e-mail me a few photos and I can come up with something, I can make pins instead too.
My oldest son was obsessed with trucks. He used to scream “garbage truck” over and over. Unfortunately he pronounced truck more like f*ck. So it sounded like “Go f*ck!” Almost as good as “dump truck” which sounded like “dumb f*ck” Good times.