I know it seems like I have fallen off the face of the earth since The Deuce has been born. You would think it is because I have been so busy with a two year old and a new baby – but NO! I can never resist a good bandwagon to jump on and I jumped onto this one:
Dammit Edward Cullen, why aren’t you real????? I read all 4 books in the days after having The Deuce – thankfully the kid sleeps – a lot.
I think my first Mom time off from having The Deuce I may just have to go see the movie IN THE THEATER.
Now in other bitching and moaning (because I know that’s what you come here for):
- What is with the plastic weave on maxi pads? Maybe they are fine for regular people, but post baby and stitches they are a complete nightmare. My stitches got caught in the damn weave and one of them pulled out. Can you say OUCH? Also plastic weave seems to lend itself to a little swamp crotch. There is nothing good about it post-pregnancy.
- The Dictator used Nestle Baby Formula with no problems at all. Same formula makes The Deuce have the runs, inconsolable gas and an all around bad attitude*. Switched to Similac at the Doc’s recommendation and she has been a reasonable baby ever since. *according to The Dictator – he is all about Good and Bad Attitudes. Apparently Tow-Mater had a good attitude, and Lightning McQueen has a bad attitude.
- I can now add a fourth division to the laundry pile. It used to just be colors, whites and linens. Now I can add PINKS. Yes there is that much pink to wash in this house.
- I can now properly clean my shower with some NASTY CHEMICALS since I am no longer pregnant. Yay Me.
So off I go to clean the shower before The Deuce gets up from her nap. Which should be soon since the kid eats every 90 minutes in the last couple of days…. But first a little holiday cuteness: