I have received many emails about why I am not writing anymore.
Having a second child has rocked my world. I keep meaning to write, keep mentally filing away snippets of my day to write about yet I struggle with finding the time to do it.
I am busier then I have ever been in my life [...]
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Falling off the Earth.
Posted in Uncategorized on September 28, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Never Seen a Blue Dog Before
Posted in Laughing, Paprika - Worlds greatest dog., The Dictator, Uncategorized on February 26, 2009 | 9 Comments »
Scene 1: Wednesday night around 5:30pm after dropping Deuce off at Grandma Claire’s house. The weather is miserable and it is dark out. Mommy (me) is driving the MazdaCar while Dictator is jabbering to me from the backseat. We are on our way to a special Mommy/Dictator only dinner and then off to pre-school registration.
Dictator: [...]
Potty Claus, Shit Ninjas and Fat Asses.
Posted in Uncategorized on February 18, 2009 | 4 Comments »
Potty training The Dictator has taken up all of my past week. I had no idea that getting one little boy to whizz in a toilet could be so time consuming. BUT we still have one small problem. He will not poop in the potty.
Getting The Dictator to pee in the potty full time (even [...]
How old am I? Like 12?
Posted in Uncategorized on February 4, 2009 | 5 Comments »
Goodness it was hard to get a pic of the hair. These kinda suck since they were taken with Photo Booth (Mac users thing) and the resolution is poor. Also, every face-on photo I took made me look like I was 12 years old; which I know most people wouldn’t complain about at the ripe [...]
State of The Hair Address
Posted in Uncategorized on February 1, 2009 | 6 Comments »
I know that some of my readers are waiting to see what I am doing with my hair (and one chicken shit is waiting for me to cut it off so she can see how it looks on her) and the decision has been made.
Monday at 10:15am here in HickVille City there will be a [...]
What you think is not always what you do
Posted in Uncategorized on January 29, 2009 | 2 Comments »
I visited a really old friend of mine last week (my best friend from grades 6-7 until she moved away) who just had her first baby, a sweet little boy named Ben. When she was hugely pregnant she had many fears and expectations of being a parent and was not afraid to talk about them. [...]
Ass Fattage
Posted in Uncategorized on January 16, 2009 | 10 Comments »
Why is it when I am bored I decide I want to eat?
Why is it that I want to eat pure crap food?
Why can’t I just crave celery and carrot sticks?
and
WHY oh WHY must it go straight to my flabdomen?
Of course this happens when the only thing on my mind other then junk food is [...]
I would call it Hair Thursday but Whoorl might stick her Frye boots up my arse
Posted in Uncategorized on January 13, 2009 | 10 Comments »
I need help. SO for those of you using a feed reader – click on through to this post!
My hair is driving me bat-shit crazy and I really don’t know quite what to do with it.
Normally, I would submit my hair dilemma to Whoorl at Hair Thursday and let her and the Internets make a [...]
Need new reading material…. please delurk
Posted in Uncategorized on January 12, 2009 | 11 Comments »
Hey all.
It is de-lurking day, so leave me a comment so I can find some new blogs to read. Even if you have commented before feel free to comment again so I can come visit you online.
Now I am off, an almost always hungry 5 week old is waiting for me.
Nita
The Birth Story – as much as I remember anyways!
Posted in Uncategorized on January 6, 2009 | 8 Comments »
A few people have emailed me for the details of The Deuce’s birth, and since all of us women are nosy that way I may as well share everything I remember.
2 Weeks Before Birth:
My OB/GYN was considering an induction but was concerned that the baby may be too small to induce at my due [...]
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