Why is it when I am bored I decide I want to eat?
Why is it that I want to eat pure crap food?
Why can’t I just crave celery and carrot sticks?
and
WHY oh WHY must it go straight to my flabdomen?
Of course this happens when the only thing on my mind other then junk food is how badly I would like to get a pair of James Jeans or some Paige Premium Denim. Sadly they don’t make those in super lard ass size.
Also, I need at least 20 votes to consider the hair poll valid. So far you either want me to leave it long or chop it all off. SO ummmm… yeah, thanks a ton I am still where I started NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO WITH MY HAIR.
Now for some cute and funny:
The Dictator has been perfecting his ‘Rock and Roll Scream’. Although this is a vital skill for all RockStars Mommy would prefer he didn’t practice this all day and night; and certainly not when The Deuce is sleeping.
Actually lets call it a RockAndRollScream all one word since that is how The Dictator prefers to say it.
Next he will be trashing Hotel Rooms and charging up room service bills ordering OJ, Sausage and Cucumbers (the favorite foods this week).
I don’t know why, but I am exactly the same way if it makes you feel any better!
Let him BE. Just imagine being the mother of a Rock Star. Fabulous, hey? You could then squeeze into any pair of jeans you eye. Even get the factory to custom make them for you.
You just had a baby. We’ll give you 6 months off then we’ll start judging you for eating when you are bored, or choosing unhealthy stuff.
Although I just had a baby 5 months ago, and I had/have the same feelings you have. So… where am I going with this, hahahaha!!!!!
Oh the things I have to look forward to
Ok so I read this the first time in my reader on my iphone while trying to keep my sanity with the MIL. I came back today to watch the video. SWEET BABY JESUS that kid is cute! CUTE CUTE CUTE! I love it and want Danger to start talking NOW
I know!
This kid comes up with the funniest and cutest things!
That is adorable! Almost as good as the all time best rock and roll scream from the WHO in Baba O’Reily (?!) I think…keep up the good work.
And re: ass fattage. Well no advice except to say go and slap yourself… as you had a baby 10 mins ago and you NEED junk for breastfeeding. I am sure that is actaully a medical fact. So there!
So . . flabdomen is the second funniest new word I have heard today. The first being douchecanoe. It is a stellar day for new hilarious made up words.
If you ever want to do a fun giveaway email me anytime. I really dig your blog.
The dictator is adorable! And the scream is divine
I hear you on the food issues. It is SOOOO much harder second time around. I am attributing it to hormones and cold weather, a NASTY combination. Having our first babies in the summer, I found it much easier to eat veggies and fruits and get outside to exercise. Somehow the treadmill in my dark depressing basement, even with TLC, is not as appealing. It’s March, the end is in sight.