Why is it when I am bored I decide I want to eat?
Why is it that I want to eat pure crap food?
Why can’t I just crave celery and carrot sticks?
WHY oh WHY must it go straight to my flabdomen?
Of course this happens when the only thing on my mind other then junk food is how badly I would like to get a pair of James Jeans or some Paige Premium Denim. Sadly they don’t make those in super lard ass size.
Also, I need at least 20 votes to consider the hair poll valid. So far you either want me to leave it long or chop it all off. SO ummmm… yeah, thanks a ton I am still where I started NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO WITH MY HAIR.
Now for some cute and funny:
The Dictator has been perfecting his ‘Rock and Roll Scream’. Although this is a vital skill for all RockStars Mommy would prefer he didn’t practice this all day and night; and certainly not when The Deuce is sleeping.
Actually lets call it a RockAndRollScream all one word since that is how The Dictator prefers to say it.
Next he will be trashing Hotel Rooms and charging up room service bills ordering OJ, Sausage and Cucumbers (the favorite foods this week).